{"id":284,"date":"2007-03-28T05:05:11","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T05:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/03\/28\/happy-birthday-to-me\/"},"modified":"2007-03-28T05:05:11","modified_gmt":"2007-03-28T05:05:11","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/03\/28\/happy-birthday-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I turned 33 today,  which as many people have pointed out, is the age Jesus rocked the resurrection. I&#39;m certainly not planning anything so magniloquent, but I did try and take a picture in a Christ-like pose while simultaneously tweaking my dimple with a pinky, Dr. Evil style. Unfortunately, it&#39;s impossible to make a cross and tweak  because I only have two hands and so-so Photoshop skills. Also there is a fear of hell. God reads the Web.<br \/>\nToday&#39;s shot is me looking at me on a new Media PC. I got it to organize my vast digital photo and  music collection. I&#39;ve called in sick and already had coffee with a side of cookie  dough for breakfast and I plan to tinker with this new toy all day, only breaking to jog across the Brooklyn Bridge and later eat <em>steak au poivre<\/em> with the wtb.  If you can imagine a better birthday that doesn&#39;t involve saving humanity and immortality, please add it to the comments.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Site of the Day:<\/strong> Good friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andychristie.com\/\">Andy Christie<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themoth.org\/index.php?id=32\">won The Moth Grand Slam last night<\/a>.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I turned 33 today,  which as many people have pointed out, is the age Jesus rocked the resurrection. I&#39;m certainly not planning anything so magniloquent, but I did try and take a picture in a Christ-like pose while simultaneously tweaking my dimple with a pinky, Dr. Evil style. Unfortunately, it&#39;s impossible to make a cross and tweak  because I only have two hands and so-so Photoshop skills. Also there is a fear of hell. God reads the Web.Today&#39;s shot is me looking at me on a new Media PC. I got it to organize my vast digital photo and  music collection. I&#39;ve called in sick and already had coffee with a side of cookie  dough for breakfast and I plan to tinker with this new toy all day, only breaking to jog across the Brooklyn Bridge and later eat <em>steak au poivre<\/em> with the wtb.  If you can imagine a better birthday that doesn&#39;t involve saving humanity and immortality, please add it to the comments.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Site of the Day:<\/strong> Good friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andychristie.com\/\">Andy Christie<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themoth.org\/index.php?id=32\">won The Moth Grand Slam last night<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}