{"id":273,"date":"2007-04-25T21:30:31","date_gmt":"2007-04-25T21:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/04\/25\/hello-from-my-new-phone\/"},"modified":"2007-04-25T21:30:31","modified_gmt":"2007-04-25T21:30:31","slug":"hello-from-my-new-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/04\/25\/hello-from-my-new-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello From My New Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I buy them. I lose them. I buy them again. And thus the circle of cell phone life begins anew. The new device allows me to blog from anywhere&#8230;including my living room.  Blogging makes one a bit dorky. Blogging on one&#8217;s phone while sitting beside one&#8217;s computer makes you super dorky. Keeping the stylus in my mouth like a smoke while I bang on the QWERTY makes me downright ludacris.<\/p>\n<p> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;QWERTY&#8221; is easy to type.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I buy them. I lose them. I buy them again. And thus the circle of cell phone life begins anew. The new device allows me to blog from anywhere&#8230;including my living room.  Blogging makes one a bit dorky. Blogging on one&#8217;s phone while sitting beside one&#8217;s computer makes you super dorky. Keeping the stylus in my mouth like a smoke while I bang on the QWERTY makes me downright ludacris.<br \/>\n &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;QWERTY&#8221; is easy to type.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":914,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}