{"id":258,"date":"2007-05-01T19:16:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T19:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/05\/01\/cheryl-burke\/"},"modified":"2007-05-01T19:16:37","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T19:16:37","slug":"cheryl-burke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/05\/01\/cheryl-burke\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheryl Burke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to look down my hipster-doofus nose over my PBR at people who watched reality TV. Then, I was <a href=\"\/years\/2003\/pages\/mmd\/index.html\" title=\"Make My Day\">almost on a reality show<\/a> and I also got hooked on <a href=\"\/archives\/000106.html\">Joe Millionaire<\/a> and I got a taste. Then some genius producer created Dancing With the Stars. Millions of women out there think their hetero signifigant others are doing them a huge favor by watching this show about ballroom dancing. Little do they know that it&#39;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.strictlycheryl.com\/\" title=\"Strictly Cheryl\">Cheryl Burke<\/a> and her barely there outfits that make me happy to turn off the Discovery Channel. She&#39;s the wonderful thing about tiggers: bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.  And the rest of the cast is also leotardo-rific. <\/p>\n<p>   <a rel=\"crush\" href=\"\/files\/cheryl_burke_02.jpg\" class=\"thickbox\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/imagecache\/post_main_image\/files\/cheryl_burke_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to look down my hipster-doofus nose over my PBR at people who watched reality TV. Then, I was <a href=\"\/years\/2003\/pages\/mmd\/index.html\" title=\"Make My Day\">almost on a reality show<\/a> and I also got hooked on <a href=\"\/archives\/000106.html\">Joe Millionaire<\/a> and I got a taste. Then some genius producer created Dancing With the Stars. Millions of women out there think their hetero signifigant others are doing them a huge favor by watching this show about ballroom dancing. Little do they know that it&#39;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.strictlycheryl.com\/\" title=\"Strictly Cheryl\">Cheryl Burke<\/a> and her barely there outfits that make me happy to turn off the Discovery Channel. She&#39;s the wonderful thing about tiggers: bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.  And the rest of the cast is also leotardo-rific. <\/p>\n<p>   <a rel=\"crush\" href=\"\/files\/cheryl_burke_02.jpg\" class=\"thickbox\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/files\/imagecache\/post_main_image\/files\/cheryl_burke_02.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":908,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}