Recently my friend Kelly joined me for brunch. She looked pretty much the same except for an enormous beer belly, which I tactfully didn't mention. After much conversation where I kept asking things like "So are you really into beer?" or "Did you buy a kegerator?", it surfaced that she is not a lush but rather she has eaten a baby or something. Anyways, I immediately took her baby (and her) to see the Hook & Ladder #8 on North Moore Street. This operational fire station was also the home of the WORLD FAMOUS Ghostbusters. Just look at that, unborn bubble belly baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Recently my friend Kelly joined me for brunch. She looked pretty much the same except for an enormous beer belly, which I tactfully didn't mention. After much conversation where I kept asking things like "So are you really into beer?" or "Did you buy a kegerator?", it surfaced that she is not a lush but rather she has eaten a baby or something. Anyways, I immediately took her baby (and her) to see the Hook & Ladder #8 on North Moore Street. This operational fire station was also the home of the WORLD FAMOUS Ghostbusters. Just look at that, unborn bubble belly baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":894,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}