{"id":231,"date":"2007-06-07T06:40:32","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T06:40:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/06\/07\/ch-ch-changes\/"},"modified":"2007-06-07T06:40:32","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T06:40:32","slug":"ch-ch-changes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/06\/07\/ch-ch-changes\/","title":{"rendered":"Ch-ch-changes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve not been carrying a camera so instead of getting a pictured of a half inside out latex glove on the sidewalk (dirty), today you get a Google Image search shot of Kate&#39;s Paperie in Soho. Walking into Kate&#39;s, a visitor was overwhelmed with color and texture of their over 40,000 papers. It was even impressive to a non-crafty person like myself. All of this description is useless to any of you though, because the place is gone. It&#39;s probably going to be replaced with an American Apparel, the store that has turned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanapparel.net\/wholesaleresources\/catalog\/women.html\" title=\"American Apparel Likes Snuff\">employee-exploitive pseudo-p0rn<\/a> into a globilization nightmare. Please don&#39;t shop there.<\/p>\n<p>Not super interesting, but I did stand up a girl named Jill at Kate&#39;s once because she didn&#39;t believe in evolution. Being single was not more fun than now, but it did create more blog fodder.<\/p>\n<p> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also on my shoulders this morning&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamiltonspectator.com\/NASApp\/cs\/ContentServer?pagename=hamilton\/Layout\/Article_Type1&amp;c=Article&amp;cid=1112051413929&amp;call_pageid=1014656509401\" title=\"Cleaning Lady Guilt\">cleaning lady guilt<\/a>.  The wtb (yes I blame her) talked me into hiring a cleaning lady and this morning was her first visit. The second she picked up the broom, I thought about how I PAY to go to the gym and now I PAY someone to sweep my floor. Couldn&#39;t I eliminate both and just clean the damn place myself? It&#39;s a vicious battle inside me between my laziness and cheapness, each vile combatant pooping guilt into my brain. <\/p>\n<p> Wilma, the hard working woman who is sweeping my floors, likes coffee with Half-n-Half or tea with cinnamon sticks.  Tonight, I will be buying Half-n-Half and cinnamon sticks. By her fifth visit, I expect to be getting up at 6AM to cook her a full breakfast, all to assuage my blue-collar guilt.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it will be nice to have a clean tub. I hope she does the mirrors, too. I get a little crazy with the flossing. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#39;ve not been carrying a camera so instead of getting a pictured of a half inside out latex glove on the sidewalk (dirty), today you get a Google Image search shot of Kate&#39;s Paperie in Soho. 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