{"id":215,"date":"2007-07-11T08:46:29","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T08:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/07\/11\/hair-gel-is-verbotten\/"},"modified":"2007-07-11T08:46:29","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T08:46:29","slug":"hair-gel-is-verbotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/07\/11\/hair-gel-is-verbotten\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair Gel Is Verbotten"},"content":{"rendered":"

I skimped on my latest haircut (instead of my usual guy at So-hair<\/a>) and I paid the price. To make it look worse, I allowed the woman to gel it up before I went home. Let this photo serve as a warning to you. Gel seems to be the new frat-ballcap these days. Just see the site Gay or Jersey?<\/a> or Growing Up Gotti to see some really bad hair. People out there make their head look like that in a non-ironic fashion. Insane.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

You know what's not insane and what may or may not be true? The story I will be telling at The Liar Show tomorrow in Brooklyn. You really should attend, even if there is a good chance you have heard my story before. Here's the details:<\/p>\n

The Liar Show<\/a>
Thursday, July 12 @ 8:00pm
Donna da Vine Wine Bar<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Directions<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

The gist of the show is that four performers tell stories, one is telling a lie. The audience gets slips of paper and gets to vote on the fibber. Correct votes win a t-shirt. I will be one of the potential fabricators, so you should show up to see me be nervous. The venue is great and weather permitting we might perform in the garden. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I skimped on my latest haircut (instead of my usual guy at So-hair<\/a>) and I paid the price. To make it look worse, I allowed the woman to gel it up before I went home. Let this photo serve as a warning to you. Gel seems to be the new frat-ballcap these days. Just see the site Gay or Jersey?<\/a> or Growing Up Gotti to see some really bad hair. People out there make their head look like that in a non-ironic fashion. Insane.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

You know what's not insane and what may or may not be true? The story I will be telling at The Liar Show tomorrow in Brooklyn. You really should attend, even if there is a good chance you have heard my story before. Here's the details:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":860,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}