{"id":204,"date":"2007-08-13T09:59:42","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T09:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/08\/13\/thanks-kerstin-kate-sailorwomen-extraordinaire\/"},"modified":"2007-08-13T09:59:42","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T09:59:42","slug":"thanks-kerstin-kate-sailorwomen-extraordinaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/08\/13\/thanks-kerstin-kate-sailorwomen-extraordinaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks, Kerstin &#038; Kate: Sailorwomen Extraordinaire!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As part of my lucky streak of falling in shit and coming up with a diamond, Kerstin and Kate received horrible service during a sailing lesson. The diamond is that the manager offered them a sunset cruise with some friends as atonement. It became part of my streak when they invited me (I&#39;m sure it was to get the wtb along, not me.) Wine and cheese were also provided. Snacks turn a lucky find into an uber-lucky find. Add wine and women and I just don&#39;t know what to do.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"gallery_boating\" href=\"\/files\/images\/2007\/boating\/boating1.jpg\" title=\"K &#038; K, the sailors with the mostest. If by mostest you mean love of wine.\" class=\"thickbox\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"gallery_thumb\" src=\"\/files\/imagecache\/gallery_square\/files\/images\/2007\/boating\/boating1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"gallery_boating\" href=\"\/files\/images\/2007\/boating\/boating2.jpg\" title=\"Our craft was a 42 foot sloop called the Golightly. Nice, NYC name with the reference to Breakfast at Tiffany's.\" class=\"thickbox\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"gallery_thumb\" src=\"\/files\/imagecache\/gallery_square\/files\/images\/2007\/boating\/boating2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> <a rel=\"gallery_boating\" href=\"\/files\/images\/2007\/boating\/boating3.jpg\" title=\"I was most impressed that the boat came equipped with a gas grill.\" class=\"thickbox\"> <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"gallery_thumb\" src=\"\/files\/imagecache\/gallery_square\/files\/images\/2007\/boating\/boating3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>The boat in the big picture is the Braveheart, former yacht of Mel Gibson. You know, sometimes I wish I was an anti-semitic, ultra-Christian, drunken filmmaker. If it paid in yachts, I&#39;d definitely deal with the social stigma.  I&#39;d have my yacht to keep me warm. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As part of my lucky streak of falling in shit and coming up with a diamond, Kerstin and Kate received horrible service during a sailing lesson. The diamond is that the manager offered them a sunset cruise with some friends as atonement. It became part of my streak when they invited me (I&#39;m sure it was to get the wtb along, not me.) Wine and cheese were also provided. Snacks turn a lucky find into an uber-lucky find. Add wine and women and I just don&#39;t know what to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}