{"id":202,"date":"2007-08-18T10:35:50","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T10:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/08\/18\/i-have-a-head-wound\/"},"modified":"2007-08-18T10:35:50","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T10:35:50","slug":"i-have-a-head-wound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/08\/18\/i-have-a-head-wound\/","title":{"rendered":"I have a head wound."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>dropped the dental floss. bent to get it. mirror cabinet was open. stood.bang. now in emergency room.<\/p>\n<p>interestingly, you can walk across brooklyn holding  a bloody gauze to you head and no one says hello.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dropped the dental floss. bent to get it. mirror cabinet was open. stood.bang. now in emergency room.<br \/>\ninterestingly, you can walk across brooklyn holding  a bloody gauze to you head and no one says hello.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":757,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}