Somehow I got sucked into a weight loss contest at the office with a bunch of coworkers. It’s not fair because, frankly, I am already beautiful. Still, I hate to lose, so on the way home I bought a bunch of my old bachelor diet food. This is what I used to eat before I lived with a woman. Some items are:
\n– Salami
\n– White bread
\n– 2% milk cheddar cheese
\n– Baked Ruffles
\n– Reduced fat Triscuits
\n– Grapes
\n– Pickles
\n– Yogurt
\n– Knorr’s Rice Sides
\n– Soup<\/p>\n
The thing that makes them diet is that most items are low fat or such. More importantly, just eating at home as opposed to a restaurant eliminates a lot of calories from the day. The thing that makes these items bachelor is that no matter what combination you grab, the max time to a plate of food (and back to the game, video or football) is seven minutes.<\/p>\n
I let you know how my weight loss goes. I expect to only put on two or three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Somehow I got sucked into a weight loss contest at the office with a bunch of coworkers. It’s not fair because, frankly, I am already beautiful. Still, I hate to lose, so on the way home I bought a bunch of my old bachelor diet food. This is what I used to eat before I lived with a woman. Some items are:- Salami
\n– White bread
\n– 2% milk cheddar cheese
\n– Baked Ruffles
\n– Reduced fat Triscuits
\n– Grapes
\n– Pickles
\n– Yogurt
\n– Knorr’s Rice Sides
\n– Soup<\/p>\n
The thing that makes them diet is that most items are low fat or such. More importantly, just eating at home as opposed to a restaurant eliminates a lot of calories from the day. The thing that makes these items bachelor is that no matter what combination you grab, the max time to a plate of food (and back to the game, video or football) is seven minutes.<\/p>\n
I let you know how my weight loss goes. I expect to only put on two or three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}