{"id":182,"date":"2007-10-29T08:40:37","date_gmt":"2007-10-29T08:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/10\/29\/what-to-call-the-wtb\/"},"modified":"2007-10-29T08:40:37","modified_gmt":"2007-10-29T08:40:37","slug":"what-to-call-the-wtb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/10\/29\/what-to-call-the-wtb\/","title":{"rendered":"What To Call The WTB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSo I got married on Friday and had a party to celebrate on Saturday. Both events were excellent. Saturday night especially was perfect. The biggest question that I have been asked since is what will I now call the wtb (wife-to-be). I&#39;m not exactly sure. I avoid her name for her privacy, so I need an abbreviation. Here are some options:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>w &#8211; Can&#39;t really do this because of G. W. B. \n\t<\/li>\n<li>fwtb &#8211; Former wife-to-be. Not bad, but sort of sounds like we broke the engagement rather than saying &quot;I do.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>tas &#8211; Trouble and strife, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk\/slang\/trouble_and_strife\" title=\"Cockney Rhyming Slang\">Cockney rhyming slang<\/a>. Not very flattering.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nAfter some thought, I think I will settle on &quot;the wife,&quot; (similar to THE Ohio State, for you football fans).  It&#39;s simple, not disrespectful, and clear.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo anyways, <em>the wife <\/em>and I would like to thank everyone who attended our party and helped to make the best night of our lives. We love you all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I got married on Friday and had a party to celebrate on Saturday. Both events were excellent. Saturday night especially was perfect. The biggest question that I have been asked since is what will I now call the wtb (wife-to-be). I&#39;m not exactly sure. I avoid her name for her privacy, so I need an abbreviation. Here are some options:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>w &#8211; Can&#39;t really do this because of G. W. B. \n\t<\/li>\n<li>fwtb &#8211; Former wife-to-be. Not bad, but sort of sounds like we broke the engagement rather than saying &quot;I do.&quot;<\/li>\n<li>tas &#8211; Trouble and strife, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk\/slang\/trouble_and_strife\" title=\"Cockney Rhyming Slang\">Cockney rhyming slang<\/a>. Not very flattering.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nAfter some thought, I think I will settle on &quot;the wife,&quot; (similar to THE Ohio State, for you football fans).  It&#39;s simple, not disrespectful, and clear.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo anyways, <em>the wife <\/em>and I would like to thank everyone who attended our party and helped to make the best night of our lives. We love you all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":722,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}