{"id":180,"date":"2007-11-16T09:30:54","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T09:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/11\/16\/im-not-diane\/"},"modified":"2007-11-16T09:30:54","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T09:30:54","slug":"im-not-diane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/11\/16\/im-not-diane\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Diane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nThe blogging as been very light this week because I have been swamped at the office. Everyday I drink three cups of coffee out of this mug. I&#39;ve worked here nine years and there has never been a Diane in the place. I don&#39;t know who Diane is our how this Williamsburg Diane mug came to be. I only know that I love it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThings to Do:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Post wedding pictures<\/li>\n<li>Caption the honeymoon shots<\/li>\n<li>Post the wedding mix tape<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo while I was in Sicily, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lifeinitaly.com\/news\/news-detailed.asp?newsid=7210\">the head of the mafia was arrested<\/a>. In his hideout, they found this list of ruled for mafia members:\n<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.<\/li>\n<li>Never look at the wives of friends.<\/li>\n<li>Never be seen with cops.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t go to pubs and clubs.<\/li>\n<li>Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty &#8211; even if your wife&#39;s about to give birth.<\/li>\n<li>Appointments must absolutely be respected.<\/li>\n<li>Wives must be treated with respect.<\/li>\n<li>When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.<\/li>\n<li>Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.<\/li>\n<li>People who can&#39;t be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn&#39;t hold to moral values.\n\t<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>\nThey forgot #11, &quot;Killing? Oh that&#39;s fine.&quot; Among others, I certainly fail #4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The blogging as been very light this week because I have been swamped at the office. Everyday I drink three cups of coffee out of this mug. I&#39;ve worked here nine years and there has never been a Diane in the place. I don&#39;t know who Diane is our how this Williamsburg Diane mug came to be. I only know that I love it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThings to Do:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Post wedding pictures<\/li>\n<li>Caption the honeymoon shots<\/li>\n<li>Post the wedding mix tape<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSo while I was in Sicily, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lifeinitaly.com\/news\/news-detailed.asp?newsid=7210\">the head of the mafia was arrested<\/a>. In his hideout, they found this list of ruled for mafia members:\n<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li> No one can present himself directly to another of our friends. 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