{"id":173,"date":"2007-12-12T14:06:16","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T14:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/12\/12\/posing-posies\/"},"modified":"2007-12-12T14:06:16","modified_gmt":"2007-12-12T14:06:16","slug":"posing-posies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2007\/12\/12\/posing-posies\/","title":{"rendered":"Posing Posies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nAs an after word to yesterday, few meaningless spats can&#39;t be solve with crossing apologies, good food, and flowers. The mlw got me these.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI need to buy a Christmas gift for my brother Jerry. He&#39;s married, 2.3 kids, lives in the burbs, and travels a lot for work. He already owns most of the tech gadgets he would want. He reads this blog. He doesn&#39;t have a ton of spare time. So what should I get him? Please add to the comments, but I think we know the answer: horse tranquillizers.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As an after word to yesterday, few meaningless spats can&#39;t be solve with crossing apologies, good food, and flowers. The mlw got me these.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI need to buy a Christmas gift for my brother Jerry. He&#39;s married, 2.3 kids, lives in the burbs, and travels a lot for work. He already owns most of the tech gadgets he would want. He reads this blog. He doesn&#39;t have a ton of spare time. So what should I get him? Please add to the comments, but I think we know the answer: horse tranquillizers.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":709,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}