\nMy lovely wife is obsessed with the Food Network. Every one of her culinary heroes is continuously dumping things into a monster KitchenAid mixer (Alton's has flames), so I decided to get her one just like theirs for Christmas. The beast weighs 472 pounds, which is much too heavy to lug to New Jersey, so I wrapped a photograph of it in our living room instead.\n<\/p>\n
\nInterestingly, my father bought my mother the exact same mixer for their first Christmas as a married couple. That says something about the iconic KitchenAid mixer and <\/em> the Conrad hereditary love of cookies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My lovely wife is obsessed with the Food Network. Every one of her culinary heroes is continuously dumping things into a monster KitchenAid mixer (Alton's has flames), so I decided to get her one just like theirs for Christmas. The beast weighs 472 pounds, which is much too heavy to lug to New Jersey, so I wrapped a photograph of it in our living room instead.\n<\/p>\n \nInterestingly, my father bought my mother the exact same mixer for their first Christmas as a married couple. That says something about the iconic KitchenAid mixer and <\/em> the Conrad hereditary love of cookies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":704,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}