{"id":167,"date":"2008-01-03T10:29:37","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T10:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/01\/03\/baby-jesus-is-soooo-big\/"},"modified":"2008-01-03T10:29:37","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T10:29:37","slug":"baby-jesus-is-soooo-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/01\/03\/baby-jesus-is-soooo-big\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Jesus is Soooo Big!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI used to walk by this nativity every day on my way to work before I moved. Perennially, someone would steal the baby Jesus, so I never saw him before I happened by the other day. He&#39;s a happy little guy. I can&#39;t believe I didn&#39;t blog him before.  There&#39;s some awesome horn based music blaring out of a loudspeaker hidden near him.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI was convinced I blogged this before, so I just looked at all my Decembers: <a href=\"\/archive\/200712\" title=\"December 2007\">2007<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200612\" title=\"December 2006\">2006<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200512\" title=\"December 2005\">2005<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200412\" title=\"December 2004\">2004<\/a>,  <a href=\"\/archive\/200312\" title=\"December 2003\">2003<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200212\" title=\"December 2002\">2002<\/a>. Weird. Christmas happens every year. I never blogged the nativity before though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to walk by this nativity every day on my way to work before I moved. Perennially, someone would steal the baby Jesus, so I never saw him before I happened by the other day. He&#39;s a happy little guy. I can&#39;t believe I didn&#39;t blog him before.  There&#39;s some awesome horn based music blaring out of a loudspeaker hidden near him.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI was convinced I blogged this before, so I just looked at all my Decembers: <a href=\"\/archive\/200712\" title=\"December 2007\">2007<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200612\" title=\"December 2006\">2006<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200512\" title=\"December 2005\">2005<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200412\" title=\"December 2004\">2004<\/a>,  <a href=\"\/archive\/200312\" title=\"December 2003\">2003<\/a>, <a href=\"\/archive\/200212\" title=\"December 2002\">2002<\/a>. Weird. Christmas happens every year. I never blogged the nativity before though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":701,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}