{"id":159,"date":"2008-01-22T21:21:05","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T21:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/01\/22\/dive\/"},"modified":"2008-01-22T21:21:05","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T21:21:05","slug":"dive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/01\/22\/dive\/","title":{"rendered":"Dive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSo I&#39;m doing the course work to get Scuba certified and I just came across this paragraph:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n\tAlmost all sharks, with few a exceptions, are more afraid of us than we are of them. In fact, it is a rare occasion that a diver sees a shark; however, if you do, observe its beauty and treat it with respect. Above all, never assume what a shark will do, they are quite unpredictable.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\nLet me restate that last sentence, <em>&quot;Above all, never assume what a shark will do, they are quite unpredictable.&quot;<\/em> Isn&#39;t &quot;assuming&quot; exactly what the previous sentences were doing?!? It seems like you are telling me that you don&#39;t know shit about sharks and that my ass is as good as eaten all ready.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI plan to cut my buddy the second I see something larger than a guppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#39;m doing the course work to get Scuba certified and I just came across this paragraph:\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n\tAlmost all sharks, with few a exceptions, are more afraid of us than we are of them. In fact, it is a rare occasion that a diver sees a shark; however, if you do, observe its beauty and treat it with respect. Above all, never assume what a shark will do, they are quite unpredictable.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\nLet me restate that last sentence, <em>&quot;Above all, never assume what a shark will do, they are quite unpredictable.&quot;<\/em> Isn&#39;t &quot;assuming&quot; exactly what the previous sentences were doing?!? It seems like you are telling me that you don&#39;t know shit about sharks and that my ass is as good as eaten all ready.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI plan to cut my buddy the second I see something larger than a guppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":691,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}