{"id":1589,"date":"2002-06-12T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-12T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/06\/12\/poker-i-hardly-know-her\/"},"modified":"2002-06-12T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-12T06:00:00","slug":"poker-i-hardly-know-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/06\/12\/poker-i-hardly-know-her\/","title":{"rendered":"Poker? I hardly know her!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Erik, me, Keith, Tyler, and Mary at The Poker. I ended up $5 down, mostly due to a stupid bluff during a game of Anaconda and some wicked bad luck on the last round of Screw Your Neighbor. <i>After posting this, I have received 3 emails complimenting Mary on her blue toenails.<\/i><!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erik, me, Keith, Tyler, and Mary at The Poker. I ended up $5 down, mostly due to a stupid bluff during a game of Anaconda and some wicked bad luck on the last round of Screw Your Neighbor. <i>After posting this, I have received 3 emails complimenting Mary on her blue toenails.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2089,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}