{"id":1586,"date":"2002-06-19T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-19T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/06\/19\/packing-sucks\/"},"modified":"2002-06-19T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-19T06:00:00","slug":"packing-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/06\/19\/packing-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Packing Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moving is about the biggest pain in the ass in the entire world. You keep filling boxes, but there is an endless supply of shit. I through away 3 massive garbage bags of crap and I still have more stuff than I can deal with. Jerry got to spend two exciting days in New York packing. Poor guy. I did buy him a &#8220;Pound of Fajita&#8221; which is the one thing I&#8217;m going to miss from the Upper East Side.<\/i><!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moving is about the biggest pain in the ass in the entire world. You keep filling boxes, but there is an endless supply of shit. I through away 3 massive garbage bags of crap and I still have more stuff than I can deal with. Jerry got to spend two exciting days in New York packing. Poor guy. I did buy him a &#8220;Pound of Fajita&#8221; which is the one thing I&#8217;m going to miss from the Upper East Side.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2086,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}