{"id":1578,"date":"2002-07-03T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-03T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/07\/03\/martha-crime-hot\/"},"modified":"2002-07-03T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-03T06:00:00","slug":"martha-crime-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/07\/03\/martha-crime-hot\/","title":{"rendered":"Martha + Crime = Hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a confession that should not be put on a public webpage. I&#8217;m kinda hot for Martha Stewart now. The whole cooking and decorating by day, insider trading and drinking in swanky bars at night combination is very hot. She was a looker, too, back in the day. I&#8217;d be her arm candy for a few months.<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a confession that should not be put on a public webpage. I&#8217;m kinda hot for Martha Stewart now. The whole cooking and decorating by day, insider trading and drinking in swanky bars at night combination is very hot. She was a looker, too, back in the day. I&#8217;d be her arm candy for a few months.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2080,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1578"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1578\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}