{"id":1557,"date":"2002-08-12T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-12T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/08\/12\/pentax-back-to-me\/"},"modified":"2002-08-12T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-12T06:00:00","slug":"pentax-back-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/08\/12\/pentax-back-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Pentax back to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I miss my camera. Why do I drop things? I have a chain wallet not for the punk rock fashion statement, but because I lose things. When I get a new camera I&#8217;m going to staple it to my hand.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure my rib is broken. I&#8217;m seeing the doctor so don&#8217;t worry, Mom.<\/p>\n<p>New couch wouldn&#8217;t fit through my door.<\/p>\n<p>It must be soccer game day because it is disgustingly hot.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I miss my camera. Why do I drop things? I have a chain wallet not for the punk rock fashion statement, but because I lose things. When I get a new camera I&#8217;m going to staple it to my hand.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure my rib is broken. I&#8217;m seeing the doctor so don&#8217;t worry, Mom.<\/p>\n<p>New couch wouldn&#8217;t fit through my door.<\/p>\n<p>It must be soccer game day because it is disgustingly hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2060,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}