I’ve had some complaints recently about not having “live” photos. Some people claim that the voyeuristic nature of this site is what makes it entertaining and that I need to buy another “f***ing” digital camera. I’m ordering one today and thus blowing September’s budget. Until it arrives I will try and be verbosely exhibitionistic.<\/p>\n
Last night a friend and I went futon shopping and I purchased one similar to the model above. On viewing today’s photo nine out of every ten people make the joke “Does SHE come with it?!” which is why she was put in the picture in the first place. (“Oh, you!” – The Simpsons). It is small so it will fit through my door and it will be very comfortable for video game playing, football watching, and date groping. <\/p>\n
After the successful futon trip, we tried to get a table at the Corner Bistro. The only thing on the menu there is hamburgers and of all the restaurants in Manhattan, it is the only one I go to that I have to wait in line. The line was too long so we went to the White Horse where my friend got a hot dog that promptly made her sick and I got several Guinness. She went home to soothe her stomach and I met up with Colleen to get drunk. Only interesting bit of the night is when a large semi-homeless man walked in to the International Bar and took a cigarette from our table after Colleen told him “no”. It happened very quickly and he was gone before I could hang up my cell phone.(That is a very yuppie sentence.) We felt very weird about the whole scene there, so we went to Big Bar to forget about it.
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I’ve had some complaints recently about not having “live” photos. Some people claim that the voyeuristic nature of this site is what makes it entertaining and that I need to buy another “f***ing” digital camera. I’m ordering one today and thus blowing September’s budget. Until it arrives I will try and be verbosely exhibitionistic.
\nLast night a friend and I went futon shopping and I purchased one similar to the model above. On viewing today’s photo nine out of every ten people make the joke “Does SHE come with it?!” which is why she was put in the picture in the first place. (“Oh, you!” – The Simpsons). It is small so it will fit through my door and it will be very comfortable for video game playing, football watching, and date groping. <\/p>\n
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