{"id":1542,"date":"2002-09-05T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/09\/05\/everybody-sucks\/"},"modified":"2002-09-05T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-05T06:00:00","slug":"everybody-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/09\/05\/everybody-sucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so happy to have the camera I can&#8217;t just choose one picture. On the left is a giant inflatable rat. The Unions have a van that carts this thing around and sets it up in front of buildings that have hired non-union laborers. I took a flyer from the fat guy in green and it says, &#8220;BEWARE Death comes early if you breathe asbestos!&#8221; Apparantly the building has hired non-union immigrants to do asbestos removal. They probably aren&#8217;t being paid well and not using proper safety precautions. Still, setting up a giant inflatable rat is somewhat rude. This all supports my point that everybody sucks.<\/p>\n<p>On the right is Erika and I lit by the glow of a neon beer sign in Cherry Tavern. She&#8217;s the latest import from Blacksburg, VA and appears to be having a good time.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so happy to have the camera I can&#8217;t just choose one picture. On the left is a giant inflatable rat. The Unions have a van that carts this thing around and sets it up in front of buildings that have hired non-union laborers. I took a flyer from the fat guy in green and it says, &#8220;BEWARE Death comes early if you breathe asbestos!&#8221; Apparantly the building has hired non-union immigrants to do asbestos removal. They probably aren&#8217;t being paid well and not using proper safety precautions. Still, setting up a giant inflatable rat is somewhat rude. This all supports my point that everybody sucks.<br \/>\nOn the right is Erika and I lit by the glow of a neon beer sign in Cherry Tavern. She&#8217;s the latest import from Blacksburg, VA and appears to be having a good time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}