{"id":1536,"date":"2002-09-13T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-13T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/09\/13\/heres-the-missing-lauren-shot\/"},"modified":"2002-09-13T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-13T06:00:00","slug":"heres-the-missing-lauren-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/09\/13\/heres-the-missing-lauren-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Here’s the missing Lauren shot"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s the missing Lauren shot and a giant statue I walk by every day. I think<\/i> it is a Picasso, but I know<\/i> it is ugly.<\/p>\n

Had a bad meal at the Chat-n-Chew last night. The sweet potato fries we saggy. My new litmus test for dates is the Fish Bar. If they like it, they have a chance. If not…sayonara sister. Stayed up late reading “Motherless Brooklyn”. It’s about a detective with Tourette’s.<\/p>\n

I secretly really like Vitamin Water.
\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s the missing Lauren shot and a giant statue I walk by every day. I think<\/i> it is a Picasso, but I know<\/i> it is ugly.
\nHad a bad meal at the Chat-n-Chew last night. The sweet potato fries we saggy. My new litmus test for dates is the Fish Bar. If they like it, they have a chance. If not…sayonara sister. Stayed up late reading “Motherless Brooklyn”. It’s about a detective with Tourette’s.<\/p>\n

I secretly really like Vitamin Water.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2039,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1536\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}