{"id":1534,"date":"2002-09-18T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/09\/18\/on-the-way-home-last\/"},"modified":"2002-09-18T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T06:00:00","slug":"on-the-way-home-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/09\/18\/on-the-way-home-last\/","title":{"rendered":"On the way home last"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the way home last night I walked through the San Genaro Festival of Little Italy. It&#8217;s a bit creepy because of the carnies and a very scary clown that works the dunking booth, but it is definitely worth a look. I was most impressed by the spinning BBQs (see inset). Massive steaks were pinned to a metal cage that spun very rapidly above a fire.<\/p>\n<p>Said to my cubicle neighbor Nick, &#8220;I just want to make money. I want to make lots and lots of money&#8230;and then retire.&#8221; I know you are thinking, &#8220;No shit,&#8221; but I believe it is a sentiment worth repeating. The retirement is the important part of the sentance, the money is just a facilitator.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the way home last night I walked through the San Genaro Festival of Little Italy. It&#8217;s a bit creepy because of the carnies and a very scary clown that works the dunking booth, but it is definitely worth a look. I was most impressed by the spinning BBQs (see inset). Massive steaks were pinned to a metal cage that spun very rapidly above a fire.<br \/>\nSaid to my cubicle neighbor Nick, &#8220;I just want to make money. I want to make lots and lots of money&#8230;and then retire.&#8221; I know you are thinking, &#8220;No shit,&#8221; but I believe it is a sentiment worth repeating. The retirement is the important part of the sentance, the money is just a facilitator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2037,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1534\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}