\nI was watching TV last night when I saw this commercial for a new show called "Unhitched" and I noticed that on American TV, women have no nipples. The show is about a divorced 30-something, which is funny if you saw the look on my wife's face while I paused and photographed boob-tube boobs. Still, I'm writing this post because I am curious how the producers remove the nipples and how one gets that job.\n<\/p>\n
\n…\n<\/p>\n
\nOn a marginally related note, I watched enough of the Daytona 500 on Sunday to learn this parable:\n<\/p>\n
\n\tThe difference between dedication and commitment is as follows: when you have ham and eggs for breakfast the chicken was dedicated, but the pig was committed.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I've worked that into all of my meetings this week. I'd hate to work with me.<\/p>\n
\n \n<\/p>\n
\n…\n<\/p>\n
\nI watch too much TV in the winter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was watching TV last night when I saw this commercial for a new show called "Unhitched" and I noticed that on American TV, women have no nipples. The show is about a divorced 30-something, which is funny if you saw the look on my wife's face while I paused and photographed boob-tube boobs. Still, I'm writing this post because I am curious how the producers remove the nipples and how one gets that job.\n<\/p>\n
\n…\n<\/p>\n
\nOn a marginally related note, I watched enough of the Daytona 500 on Sunday to learn this parable:\n<\/p>\n
\n\tThe difference between dedication and commitment is as follows: when you have ham and eggs for breakfast the chicken was dedicated, but the pig was committed.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I've worked that into all of my meetings this week. I'd hate to work with me.<\/p>\n
\n \n<\/p>\n
\n…\n<\/p>\n
\nI watch too much TV in the winter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":680,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}