{"id":1508,"date":"2002-10-30T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-30T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/10\/30\/see-this-is-what-happens\/"},"modified":"2002-10-30T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-10-30T05:00:00","slug":"see-this-is-what-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/10\/30\/see-this-is-what-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"See, this is what happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>See, this is what happens when I don&#8217;t take enough photos during the weekend. If you go back to <a href=\"\/years\/2002\/pages\/ab_bbq\">Matt and Kristen&#8217;s BBQ<\/a> you will see that Dan spray painted my toe yellow because we were drunk. I shower almost regularly and wash my toes, but there is still some yellow paint on the nail. After it finally goes I will know exactly how long it takes to regrow my big toenail. <i>Pause<\/i>. To quote my Aunt Carole, &#8220;Yeah, who gives a fuck?&#8221; I was kind and used the out of focus photo, to see the real one click <a href=\"javascript:void(window.open('\/years\/2002\/days\/oct\/toe_focus.jpg', '', 'top=100,left=100,toolbars=no,resize=yes,height=357,width=307'));\">here<\/a>. Sometimes art is not pretty. I consider myself young and good looking, but my own toes gross me out.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nSpent a lot of money for a pair of drinks last night at the Unions Square Ballroom. Everyone there was black, rich, and decked out in the finest of urban apparel. I was dressed like a member of Weezer and for once my alternative garb was alternative. No one cared. The evening was a fun adventure with a friend.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, this is what happens when I don&#8217;t take enough photos during the weekend. If you go back to <a href=\"\/years\/2002\/pages\/ab_bbq\">Matt and Kristen&#8217;s BBQ<\/a> you will see that Dan spray painted my toe yellow because we were drunk. I shower almost regularly and wash my toes, but there is still some yellow paint on the nail. After it finally goes I will know exactly how long it takes to regrow my big toenail. <i>Pause<\/i>. To quote my Aunt Carole, &#8220;Yeah, who gives a fuck?&#8221; I was kind and used the out of focus photo, to see the real one click <a href=\"javascript:void(window.open('\/years\/2002\/days\/oct\/toe_focus.jpg', '', 'top=100,left=100,toolbars=no,resize=yes,height=357,width=307'));\">here<\/a>. Sometimes art is not pretty. I consider myself young and good looking, but my own toes gross me out&#8230;.<br \/>\nSpent a lot of money for a pair of drinks last night at the Unions Square Ballroom. Everyone there was black, rich, and decked out in the finest of urban apparel. I was dressed like a member of Weezer and for once my alternative garb was alternative. No one cared. The evening was a fun adventure with a friend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}