{"id":1500,"date":"2002-11-13T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-13T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/11\/13\/last-night-i-tried-to\/"},"modified":"2002-11-13T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-13T05:00:00","slug":"last-night-i-tried-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/11\/13\/last-night-i-tried-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Last night I tried to"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night I tried to meet some friends at Von<\/a>, but they were in the back roomnand I was at the bar, so we missed each other. I drank Brooklyn Lager and had a nice chat with the bartender before I snuck home to try and finally conquer GTAIII (a video game). I need to complete one more mission and I just got the tank. The tank is cool.<\/p>\n

This morning on my way to work I realized that “Two Boots” is an ingenious name for a Cajun Pizza parlor; the two boots refer to Italy and Louisiana. There is a chain of Two Boots downtown and I knew what the name referred to before. I just thought it very clever today.<\/p>\n

When I was little and I came into the warm house after playing out in the snow, my cheeks would instantly turn rose colored. They don’t do that anymore so I’m guessing that it’s only a phenomenon for young cheeks…or else they are protected by my beard!
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Last night I tried to meet some friends at Von<\/a>, but they were in the back roomnand I was at the bar, so we missed each other. I drank Brooklyn Lager and had a nice chat with the bartender before I snuck home to try and finally conquer GTAIII (a video game). I need to complete one more mission and I just got the tank. The tank is cool.
\nThis morning on my way to work I realized that “Two Boots” is an ingenious name for a Cajun Pizza parlor; the two boots refer to Italy and Louisiana. There is a chain of Two Boots downtown and I knew what the name referred to before. I just thought it very clever today.<\/p>\n

When I was little and I came into the warm house after playing out in the snow, my cheeks would instantly turn rose colored. They don’t do that anymore so I’m guessing that it’s only a phenomenon for young cheeks…or else they are protected by my beard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2002,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}