{"id":1498,"date":"2002-11-15T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-15T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/11\/15\/oh-golly-does-my-head\/"},"modified":"2002-11-15T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-15T05:00:00","slug":"oh-golly-does-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/11\/15\/oh-golly-does-my-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh golly does my head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh golly does my head hurt. I met Erik at the Cedar Tavern after work yesterday and then we went to location scout at the Blue and Golddiviest of the dives. After a lot of beers, we had a serious and contructive conversation on how to gain political control of the country. The only plausible idea put forth involved brain washing Ted Turner. On the right: Later in the evening, Josolyn and I tore it up with Misha, Joy, and Kevin at Guarnica on Avenue B.<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh golly does my head hurt. I met Erik at the Cedar Tavern after work yesterday and then we went to location scout at the Blue and Golddiviest of the dives. After a lot of beers, we had a serious and contructive conversation on how to gain political control of the country. The only plausible idea put forth involved brain washing Ted Turner. On the right: Later in the evening, Josolyn and I tore it up with Misha, Joy, and Kevin at Guarnica on Avenue B.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2000,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}