{"id":1485,"date":"2002-12-10T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-10T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/12\/10\/monday-nigths-are-dull-i\/"},"modified":"2002-12-10T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-10T05:00:00","slug":"monday-nigths-are-dull-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2002\/12\/10\/monday-nigths-are-dull-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday nigths are dull. I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday nigths are dull. I finished my C++ class at NYU, which means no more three hour lectures, but also that I don&#8217;t have access to a high school desk that is perfect for cracking my back.<\/p>\n<p>The last thing I do before bed is brush my teeth. The first thing I do when I awake is brush my teeth. This seems inefficient. Monday nights are dull.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday nigths are dull. I finished my C++ class at NYU, which means no more three hour lectures, but also that I don&#8217;t have access to a high school desk that is perfect for cracking my back.<br \/>\nThe last thing I do before bed is brush my teeth. The first thing I do when I awake is brush my teeth. This seems inefficient. Monday nights are dull.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}