This morning when my clock radio activated, “28 degrees with heavy winds” alerted me to a new day. Thanks to long underwear and Smart Wool socks I survived the trip to the post office to retrieve a parcel and walked down through any icy Washington Square Park.
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\nJoe Millionaire. That’s all I have to say about Monday nights from now on. It should be called “Bitches on Parade” or “Let’s Secretly Laugh at Bitches” or “Hot Bitchy Chicks Seldom Get Their Comeuppance But We Are Going To Be Mean To a Few Which Will Probably Capture The Now Aimless Monday Night Football Crowd.” The cute brunette with curly hair will win.
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\nIt says a lot about a person whether they kiss with their eyes open or closed.
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\nI had a dream that I drove a car up to a walk up counter at a Popeye’s in the middle of a big parking lot, accidentally running over a few folks. The counter help chastised me for driving and not walking and I told him to just make the sandwich. I think I need to lay off the Grand Theft Auto awhile.
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This morning when my clock radio activated, “28 degrees with heavy winds” alerted me to a new day. Thanks to long underwear and Smart Wool socks I survived the trip to the post office to retrieve a parcel and walked down through any icy Washington Square Park….
\nJoe Millionaire. That’s all I have to say about Monday nights from now on. It should be called “Bitches on Parade” or “Let’s Secretly Laugh at Bitches” or “Hot Bitchy Chicks Seldom Get Their Comeuppance But We Are Going To Be Mean To a Few Which Will Probably Capture The Now Aimless Monday Night Football Crowd.” The cute brunette with curly hair will win.
\n…
\nIt says a lot about a person whether they kiss with their eyes open or closed.
\n…
\nI had a dream that I drove a car up to a walk up counter at a Popeye’s in the middle of a big parking lot, accidentally running over a few folks. The counter help chastised me for driving and not walking and I told him to just make the sandwich. I think I need to lay off the Grand Theft Auto awhile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1972,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}