{"id":1455,"date":"2003-01-29T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-29T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/01\/29\/so-im-channel-surfing-stopping\/"},"modified":"2003-01-29T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-29T05:00:00","slug":"so-im-channel-surfing-stopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/01\/29\/so-im-channel-surfing-stopping\/","title":{"rendered":"So I&#8217;m channel surfing, stopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m channel surfing, stopping more than I&#8217;d like to admit on &#8220;American Idol&#8221;, and I give my folks a call. &#8220;Are you watching the State of the Union?&#8221; I was not. I had forgotten. Did he say anything other than &#8220;bad&#8221;? Maybe &#8220;war&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Pictured is my friend Bill. I stopped by Acme with the Trish to see him playing the drums. He really was happy to see me, but for the photo I asked him to look mean. Acme is my favorite place to get a blackened catfish po-boy, with sweet potato fries and hushpuppies. <\/p>\n<p>On the way home from work I found a new grocery store, Morton Williams, on LaGuardia and Bleeker. It makes Key Foods look like the shit hole it is.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m channel surfing, stopping more than I&#8217;d like to admit on &#8220;American Idol&#8221;, and I give my folks a call. &#8220;Are you watching the State of the Union?&#8221; I was not. I had forgotten. Did he say anything other than &#8220;bad&#8221;? Maybe &#8220;war&#8221;.<br \/>\nPictured is my friend Bill. I stopped by Acme with the Trish to see him playing the drums. He really was happy to see me, but for the photo I asked him to look mean. Acme is my favorite place to get a blackened catfish po-boy, with sweet potato fries and hushpuppies. <\/p>\n<p>On the way home from work I found a new grocery store, Morton Williams, on LaGuardia and Bleeker. It makes Key Foods look like the shit hole it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1959,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1455\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}