{"id":1448,"date":"2003-02-10T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-10T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/10\/matt-in-little-bombay-the\/"},"modified":"2003-02-10T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-10T05:00:00","slug":"matt-in-little-bombay-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/10\/matt-in-little-bombay-the\/","title":{"rendered":"Matt in Little Bombay, the"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Matt in Little Bombay, the last photo ever taken of him without indigestion.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nOn my Sunday night, while restng and recovering from the weekend, I received an uninvited new visitor from a hole in my kitchen wall. Short of stature, stout of belly, and bold as hell, the guest proceded to inspect every inch of my room while I just quitely watched. After I took a trip to the bodega on the corner, I then got a<br \/>\nrerun of the show with the furry intruder stepping on every spot of my floor except the ones covered with newly purchased sticky traps. I&#8217;ve considered being an eccentric East Villager adopting the little guy as a pet, keeping a dish of food near his hole to reduce the scattering of droppings, but after a little more thought I&#8217;ve decided to kill him. Does anyone have a cat I could borrow for the weekend?<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt in Little Bombay, the last photo ever taken of him without indigestion&#8230;.<br \/>\nOn my Sunday night, while restng and recovering from the weekend, I received an uninvited new visitor from a hole in my kitchen wall. Short of stature, stout of belly, and bold as hell, the guest proceded to inspect every inch of my room while I just quitely watched. After I took a trip to the bodega on the corner, I then got a<br \/>\nrerun of the show with the furry intruder stepping on every spot of my floor except the ones covered with newly purchased sticky traps. I&#8217;ve considered being an eccentric East Villager adopting the little guy as a pet, keeping a dish of food near his hole to reduce the scattering of droppings, but after a little more thought I&#8217;ve decided to kill him. Does anyone have a cat I could borrow for the weekend?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1952,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1448\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}