{"id":1429,"date":"2003-02-14T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-14T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/14\/jesus-and-a-deer-you\/"},"modified":"2003-02-14T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-14T05:00:00","slug":"jesus-and-a-deer-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/14\/jesus-and-a-deer-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus and a deer. You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus and a deer. You can make your own interpretations.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nSomeone told me that the website has lost a bit of its edge lately. After forcing a pint glass down his throat, big end first, I explained that the<br \/>\nwebsite reflects my life, and due to the goddamn cold, things have been quiet lately.  Then I promised to seek out some sort of hijink this weekend, so stay tuned.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nHappy Valentine&#8217;s Day to all my ladies. You know who you are.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus and a deer. You can make your own interpretations&#8230;.<br \/>\nSomeone told me that the website has lost a bit of its edge lately. After forcing a pint glass down his throat, big end first, I explained that the<br \/>\nwebsite reflects my life, and due to the goddamn cold, things have been quiet lately.  Then I promised to seek out some sort of hijink this weekend, so stay tuned.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nHappy Valentine&#8217;s Day to all my ladies. You know who you are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}