{"id":1389,"date":"2003-02-18T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-18T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/18\/tea-and-benadryl-then-comments\/"},"modified":"2003-02-18T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-18T05:00:00","slug":"tea-and-benadryl-then-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/18\/tea-and-benadryl-then-comments\/","title":{"rendered":"Tea and Benadryl, then comments."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tea and Benadryl, then comments. Also, I will be putting up protest and Atlantic City pictures today, so stay tuned.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nNew York is currently at the tail end of the largest snow storm since 1926. Am I out cross-country skiing through Times Square? Am I walking with friends on deserted streets, creating obscene snow sculptures at will? Am I walking through the drifts, rewarding my effort with a Guinness at each of a series of bars that have been able to open? No. I am on my couch coughing up things that are solid and mustard colored.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nI am so upset about the finale of Joe Millionaire that I can&#8217;t even speak. It jumped the shark two episodes ago shortly after the bj. I had never really fallen for the lure of reality shows before, and I will be even more hesitant in the future. The scorned heart is reluctant to open doors of welcome.<br \/>\nSee a better description of disappointment <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flakmag.com\/tv\/joe7.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tea and Benadryl, then comments. Also, I will be putting up protest and Atlantic City pictures today, so stay tuned&#8230;.<br \/>\nNew York is currently at the tail end of the largest snow storm since 1926. Am I out cross-country skiing through Times Square? Am I walking with friends on deserted streets, creating obscene snow sculptures at will? Am I walking through the drifts, rewarding my effort with a Guinness at each of a series of bars that have been able to open? No. I am on my couch coughing up things that are solid and mustard colored.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nI am so upset about the finale of Joe Millionaire that I can&#8217;t even speak. It jumped the shark two episodes ago shortly after the bj. I had never really fallen for the lure of reality shows before, and I will be even more hesitant in the future. The scorned heart is reluctant to open doors of welcome.<br \/>\nSee a better description of disappointment <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flakmag.com\/tv\/joe7.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1946,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}