{"id":138,"date":"2008-03-28T08:06:22","date_gmt":"2008-03-28T08:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/03\/28\/34\/"},"modified":"2008-03-28T08:06:22","modified_gmt":"2008-03-28T08:06:22","slug":"34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/03\/28\/34\/","title":{"rendered":"34"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>172 pounds<\/li>\n<li>Course and pool certified for scuba<\/li>\n<li>Happily married<\/li>\n<li>Brooklyn<\/li>\n<li>Most of my hair<\/li>\n<li>8 highpoints<\/li>\n<li>Student loans paid<\/li>\n<li>Working a ton<\/li>\n<li>VP<\/li>\n<li>Not an Internet millioanaire <\/li>\n<li>Not writing<\/li>\n<li>Blogging sporadically<\/li>\n<li>Into lists for their ease<\/li>\n<li>Drinking lots of boxed wine<\/li>\n<li>In bed some nights by 10<\/li>\n<li>Feet seem to still be growing, but no ear hair<\/li>\n<li>Still not sure what I want to do with my life<\/li>\n<li>Owner of a brand new mountaineering axe (thanks honey!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Eh, being 34 is not that bad. Drinks Saturday?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>172 pounds<\/li>\n<li>Course and pool certified for scuba<\/li>\n<li>Happily married<\/li>\n<li>Brooklyn<\/li>\n<li>Most of my hair<\/li>\n<li>8 highpoints<\/li>\n<li>Student loans paid<\/li>\n<li>Working a ton<\/li>\n<li>VP<\/li>\n<li>Not an Internet millioanaire <\/li>\n<li>Not writing<\/li>\n<li>Blogging sporadically<\/li>\n<li>Into lists for their ease<\/li>\n<li>Drinking lots of boxed wine<\/li>\n<li>In bed some nights by 10<\/li>\n<li>Feet seem to still be growing, but no ear hair<\/li>\n<li>Still not sure what I want to do with my life<\/li>\n<li>Owner of a brand new mountaineering axe (thanks honey!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Eh, being 34 is not that bad. Drinks Saturday?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}