{"id":135,"date":"2008-04-07T07:21:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-07T07:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/04\/07\/pro-stitutes\/"},"modified":"2008-04-07T07:21:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T07:21:24","slug":"pro-stitutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/04\/07\/pro-stitutes\/","title":{"rendered":"Pro-stitutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nI have been very active lately, however just not here. There&#39;s just been some bad luck with the camera (forgot the right lens, battery, etc.) and a lack of pictures means a lack of posts. That&#39;s a shame because I&#39;ve been out and about for a few nights.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nLast Wednesday, Alex joined me at Comix to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andychristie.com\/\" title=\"Andy\">Andy&#39;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/theliarshow.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"The Liar Show\">The Liar Show<\/a>. As always, the most outrageous story was true and the most mundane was false.You can use that tip at the next one to win a free t-shirt.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nMark and Viv hosted movie night projected on their gigantic wall and a ton of workshop friends showed up and demolished bottled of red wine. We watched Breakfast At Tiffany&#39;s, whose title is a callgirl&#39;s euphemism for the walk of shame. I hadn&#39;t realized that during a previous watching. I also noticed that Breakfast At Tiffany&#39;s is a rip off of Ohara&#39;s &quot;Butterfield 8&quot;. Elizabeth Taylor is a much sexier prostitute than Audrey Hepburn as well.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThere are many glamorous call girls on the silver screen from Taylor to  Roberts to Lohan. Based on the Spitzer case, I think it actually might be as glamorous as Hollywood portrays, however with much more sex with nasty old dudes that the movies always seem to gloss over.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe rest of the weekend invloved eating WAY too many wings (there is a saying that &quot;cutting wood warms you twice,&quot; well the wings did the same), a few beers, the gym, and doing our taxes. None of which is photo worthy.  Saturday was the first day of Spring (temperature, not astronomically) and I almost shot some flowers. Unfortunately, the gun wasn&#39;t loaded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been very active lately, however just not here. There&#39;s just been some bad luck with the camera (forgot the right lens, battery, etc.) and a lack of pictures means a lack of posts. That&#39;s a shame because I&#39;ve been out and about for a few nights.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nLast Wednesday, Alex joined me at Comix to see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andychristie.com\/\" title=\"Andy\">Andy&#39;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/theliarshow.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"The Liar Show\">The Liar Show<\/a>. As always, the most outrageous story was true and the most mundane was false.You can use that tip at the next one to win a free t-shirt.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nMark and Viv hosted movie night projected on their gigantic wall and a ton of workshop friends showed up and demolished bottled of red wine. We watched Breakfast At Tiffany&#39;s, whose title is a callgirl&#39;s euphemism for the walk of shame. I hadn&#39;t realized that during a previous watching. I also noticed that Breakfast At Tiffany&#39;s is a rip off of Ohara&#39;s &quot;Butterfield 8&quot;. Elizabeth Taylor is a much sexier prostitute than Audrey Hepburn as well.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThere are many glamorous call girls on the silver screen from Taylor to  Roberts to Lohan. Based on the Spitzer case, I think it actually might be as glamorous as Hollywood portrays, however with much more sex with nasty old dudes that the movies always seem to gloss over.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe rest of the weekend invloved eating WAY too many wings (there is a saying that &quot;cutting wood warms you twice,&quot; well the wings did the same), a few beers, the gym, and doing our taxes. None of which is photo worthy.  Saturday was the first day of Spring (temperature, not astronomically) and I almost shot some flowers. 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