{"id":1346,"date":"2003-02-25T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-25T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/25\/my-office-is-in-the\/"},"modified":"2003-02-25T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-25T05:00:00","slug":"my-office-is-in-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/02\/25\/my-office-is-in-the\/","title":{"rendered":"My office is in the"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My office is in the printing district and almost every day I walk by this massive Mack truck delivering a trailer&#8217;s worth of paper. Unlike the Darwin fish that some Christian Scientists put on their vehicle, this piece of chrome has no symbollic meaning other than expressing  the driver&#8217;s appreciation for the female form.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nLast night, Fox aired a coda to Joe Millionaire called &#8220;The Aftermath&#8221; and it recaptured some of the magic we hadn&#8217;t seen since episode three. The show&#8217;s hook for me has been the bitchiness of the girls that gives justification to my slightly mysogenistic side. Last night&#8217;s show featured a montage of incidents where these vile, spoiled donnas ill-used the butler before each was rudely kicked off the show. Once more, I was overjoyed to be watching terrible people get their just rewards.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My office is in the printing district and almost every day I walk by this massive Mack truck delivering a trailer&#8217;s worth of paper. Unlike the Darwin fish that some Christian Scientists put on their vehicle, this piece of chrome has no symbollic meaning other than expressing  the driver&#8217;s appreciation for the female form&#8230;.<br \/>\nLast night, Fox aired a coda to Joe Millionaire called &#8220;The Aftermath&#8221; and it recaptured some of the magic we hadn&#8217;t seen since episode three. The show&#8217;s hook for me has been the bitchiness of the girls that gives justification to my slightly mysogenistic side. Last night&#8217;s show featured a montage of incidents where these vile, spoiled donnas ill-used the butler before each was rudely kicked off the show. Once more, I was overjoyed to be watching terrible people get their just rewards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1944,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1346\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}