{"id":1277,"date":"2003-03-14T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-14T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/03\/14\/there-are-at-least-five\/"},"modified":"2003-03-14T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-14T05:00:00","slug":"there-are-at-least-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/03\/14\/there-are-at-least-five\/","title":{"rendered":"There are at least five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are at least five things wrong with this photo. Can you spot them? I&#8217;ll post the answers at lunch time. The great American artist Dennis<br \/>\nHopper, who painted <i>Night Shift<\/i>, became famous for his ability to capture light in his pieces. Today&#8217;s pic is a tribute to him. There<br \/>\nare three things wrong in the previous two sentences. Can you spot them? I&#8217;ll post the answers at lunch time.<\/p>\n<p><IMG src=\"\/years\/2003\/days\/mar\/answers.gif\" border=\"0\"><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nThe love of Fridays is very trite and cliche, but g**damn I&#8217;m glad I made it to this one. If this were a six day week, tomorrow would be Bring-Your-Uzi-to-Work Day.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are at least five things wrong with this photo. Can you spot them? I&#8217;ll post the answers at lunch time. The great American artist Dennis Hopper, who painted <i>Night Shift<\/i>, became famous for his ability to capture light in his pieces. Today&#8217;s pic is a tribute to him. There<br \/>\nare three things wrong in the previous two sentences. Can you spot them? I&#8217;ll post the answers at lunch time.<\/p>\n<p><IMG src=\"\/years\/2003\/days\/mar\/answers.gif\" border=\"0\"><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nThe love of Fridays is very trite and cliche, but g**damn I&#8217;m glad I made it to this one. If this were a six day week, tomorrow would be Bring-Your-Uzi-to-Work Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1933,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}