{"id":1255,"date":"2003-03-20T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-20T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/03\/20\/i-used-to-drive-my\/"},"modified":"2003-03-20T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-20T05:00:00","slug":"i-used-to-drive-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/03\/20\/i-used-to-drive-my\/","title":{"rendered":"I used to drive my"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to drive my older uncle home from his job at the university and although he loved my aunt very much, he seldom failed to point out a nice<br \/>\nset of legs on a wandering co-ed. I don&#8217;t mean to objectify, but I just really like nice sticks. This pair&#8212;emerging from a bright red wool coat&#8212;marked the beginning of Spring.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nHey, we are at war. If someone knows conclusively how I should feel about that please email me. Generally, I&#8217;m not feeling so good.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to drive my older uncle home from his job at the university and although he loved my aunt very much, he seldom failed to point out a nice set of legs on a wandering co-ed. I don&#8217;t mean to objectify, but I just really like nice sticks. This pair&#8212;emerging from a bright red wool coat&#8212;marked the beginning of Spring.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nHey, we are at war. If someone knows conclusively how I should feel about that please email me. Generally, I&#8217;m not feeling so good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1928,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}