{"id":1233,"date":"2003-03-25T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-25T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/03\/25\/one-of-the-joys-of\/"},"modified":"2003-03-25T05:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-25T05:00:00","slug":"one-of-the-joys-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/03\/25\/one-of-the-joys-of\/","title":{"rendered":"One of the joys of"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the joys of living alone in a small apartment is that no matter what you are doing, you can leave the bathroom door open and watch TV.<\/p>\n<p>Check out my new <a href=\"javascript:void(window.open('\/years\/2003\/days\/mar\/haircut.jpg', '', 'scrollbars=no,resizable,toolbars=no,height=345,width=325,top=150,left=200'));\">haircut<\/a>. Not sure how I feel about it. I sort of miss the hair.<\/p>\n<p>Big thanks to my brother Dan for sending me an Atari 2600 for my birthday. I expect it will attract lots of guys with beer to my place and drive women away. Unless they are really cool women.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the joys of living alone in a small apartment is that no matter what you are doing, you can leave the bathroom door open and watch TV.<br \/>\nCheck out my new <a href=\"javascript:void(window.open('\/years\/2003\/days\/mar\/haircut.jpg', '', 'scrollbars=no,resizable,toolbars=no,height=345,width=325,top=150,left=200'));\">haircut<\/a>. Not sure how I feel about it. I sort of miss the hair.<\/p>\n<p>Big thanks to my brother Dan for sending me an Atari 2600 for my birthday. I expect it will attract lots of guys with beer to my place and drive women away. Unless they are really cool women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1925,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}