{"id":1208,"date":"2003-05-01T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-01T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/05\/01\/on-the-left-freaks-on\/"},"modified":"2003-05-01T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-01T06:00:00","slug":"on-the-left-freaks-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/05\/01\/on-the-left-freaks-on\/","title":{"rendered":"On the left, freaks. On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the left, freaks. On the right, freak looking at said freaks.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nI have a chicken wing addiction.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nHappy May Day.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nBecause most of my education is from written text, I often mispronounce words like &#8220;lithe&#8221; and &#8220;row&#8221; (as in a fight, rhymes with &#8220;cow&#8221;). Luckily, <A target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bartleby.com\">Bartleby.com<\/a> has sound files of someone speaking the entries. No excuses anymore for saying &#8220;nucular&#8221;.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the left, freaks. On the right, freak looking at said freaks. &#8230;<br \/>\nI have a chicken wing addiction.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nHappy May Day.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nBecause most of my education is from written text, I often mispronounce words like &#8220;lithe&#8221; and &#8220;row&#8221; (as in a fight, rhymes with &#8220;cow&#8221;). Luckily, <A target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bartleby.com\">Bartleby.com<\/a> has sound files of someone speaking the entries. No excuses anymore for saying &#8220;nucular&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}