{"id":1200,"date":"2003-05-23T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-23T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/05\/23\/when-i-woke-up-this\/"},"modified":"2003-05-23T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-23T06:00:00","slug":"when-i-woke-up-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/05\/23\/when-i-woke-up-this\/","title":{"rendered":"When I woke up this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I woke up this morning, I noticed a strange condition outside my window. An overcast sky exuded a light drizzle to the shiny concrete below. How odd, I thought, that such miserable weather could fall upon a normally pleasant town. In seriousness, I love sweatshirt weather and I am relishing our cold spring. My Ra worshipping friends can GF themselves at some seaside litter box in Jersey.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nToday&#8217;s shot&#8230;new waders! The second pair purchased in less than a month, they finally fit me correctly. Despite the fact that when I wear them I will be up to my belly in water and surrounded by scruffy dudes, I felt compelled to get a pair that make me look good. This is another<br \/>\nindicator that I might be a gay man trapped in straight man&#8217;s body, or a straight man in a gay man&#8217;s, or what ever psychological combination that causes me to be thin and use hair product, but still like vaginas.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nI rate the next Matrix movie as fantastic. A few worthless scenes, yes, but overall a real thinker.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I woke up this morning, I noticed a strange condition outside my window. An overcast sky exuded a light drizzle to the shiny concrete below. How odd, I thought, that such miserable weather could fall upon a normally pleasant town. In seriousness, I love sweatshirt weather and I am relishing our cold spring. My Ra worshipping friends can GF themselves at some seaside litter box in Jersey. &#8230;<br \/>\nToday&#8217;s shot&#8230;new waders! The second pair purchased in less than a month, they finally fit me correctly. Despite the fact that when I wear them I will be up to my belly in water and surrounded by scruffy dudes, I felt compelled to get a pair that make me look good. This is another<br \/>\nindicator that I might be a gay man trapped in straight man&#8217;s body, or a straight man in a gay man&#8217;s, or what ever psychological combination that causes me to be thin and use hair product, but still like vaginas.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nI rate the next Matrix movie as fantastic. A few worthless scenes, yes, but overall a real thinker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}