{"id":1181,"date":"2003-07-08T04:51:30","date_gmt":"2003-07-08T04:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/08\/kristen-rocks\/"},"modified":"2003-07-08T04:51:30","modified_gmt":"2003-07-08T04:51:30","slug":"kristen-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/08\/kristen-rocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Kristen Rocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dear friend Kristen mentioned to me that she was unhappy about not being POTD(Pic of the Day) more often. Normally, I would not cater to a passive aggressive request, but she did organize last week&#8217;s vacation. And she gets so funny after a few Coronas. Thanks, Kris-stone. You rock.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nI finished the new Harry Potted last night and I am suffering severe withdrawal symptoms. I&#8217;m desperately behind on my assignments for a writing workshop I&#8217;m taking. My digital camera is broken and needs to be dropped off at a repair shop. I need to schedule a dentist appointment. I have a massive stack of work on my desk. I need a hair cut.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone up for drinks later?<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dear friend Kristen mentioned to me that she was unhappy about not being POTD(Pic of the Day) more often. Normally, I would not cater to a passive aggressive request, but she did organize last week&#8217;s vacation. And she gets so funny after a few Coronas. Thanks, Kris-stone. You rock. &#8230;<br \/>\nI finished the new Harry Potted last night and I am suffering severe withdrawal symptoms. I&#8217;m desperately behind on my assignments for a writing workshop I&#8217;m taking. My digital camera is broken and needs to be dropped off at a repair shop. I need to schedule a dentist appointment. I have a massive stack of work on my desk. I need a hair cut.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone up for drinks later?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1874,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}