{"id":1168,"date":"2003-07-30T05:02:41","date_gmt":"2003-07-30T05:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/30\/after-class-last-night-i\/"},"modified":"2003-07-30T05:02:41","modified_gmt":"2003-07-30T05:02:41","slug":"after-class-last-night-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/30\/after-class-last-night-i\/","title":{"rendered":"After class last night, I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After class last night, I discovered a bunch of gynecological medical supply salesmen at one of my local bars. It&#8217;s an easy one, but there&#8217;s a no-prize for the first person who can identify the establishment.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nNot much witty to say today so here is a riddle:<br \/>\n5 married couples go to a party. Each person may or may not shake hands with someone else, but does not shake hands with their spouse. You ask everyone &#8220;How many people did you shake hands with?&#8221; and get a different response from every person. How many people did your spouse shake hands with?<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nSOTD: From Sarah Reidell, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=ISO-8859-1&#038;q=banana+%7E+extinct&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">banana problem<\/a>. I really like bananas, by the way. Most worthless bit of Sean-trivia ever.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After class last night, I discovered a bunch of gynecological medical supply salesmen at one of my local bars. It&#8217;s an easy one, but there&#8217;s a no-prize for the first person who can identify the establishment. &#8230;<br \/>\nNot much witty to say today so here is a riddle:<br \/>\n5 married couples go to a party. Each person may or may not shake hands with someone else, but does not shake hands with their spouse. You ask everyone &#8220;How many people did you shake hands with?&#8221; and get a different response from every person. How many people did your spouse shake hands with?<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nSOTD: From Sarah Reidell, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=ISO-8859-1&#038;q=banana+%7E+extinct&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">banana problem<\/a>. I really like bananas, by the way. Most worthless bit of Sean-trivia ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1862,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}