{"id":1167,"date":"2003-07-31T05:31:34","date_gmt":"2003-07-31T05:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/31\/inflato-kong\/"},"modified":"2003-07-31T05:31:34","modified_gmt":"2003-07-31T05:31:34","slug":"inflato-kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/31\/inflato-kong\/","title":{"rendered":"Inflato-Kong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Any production that incorporates a giant inflatable Kong has got to be good &#8230;<br \/>\nI had fifty-four visitors to the site yesterday, two (Tyler and Bhaven, yay!) were able to answer the <a href=\"\/archives\/000370.html\">riddle<\/a>. The rest of you are dumb.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nAt five today, I&#8217;m leaving in a rental car for Altoona to visit my folks. I can&#8217;t wait to do nothing but eat their food and bask in unconditional love&#8230;and then tell them all the things wrong with them.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nSOTD: From Muncle Steve, the <a href=\"http:\/\/home.attbi.com\/~bernhard36\/honda-ad.html\">coolest car commercial<\/a> ever. No special effects, 605 takes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Any production that incorporates a giant inflatable Kong has got to be good &#8230; I had fifty-four visitors to the site yesterday, two (Tyler and Bhaven, yay!) were able to answer the riddle. The rest of you are dumb. &#8230; At five today, I&#8217;m leaving in a rental car for Altoona to visit my folks. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/07\/31\/inflato-kong\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Inflato-Kong&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1861,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}