As I promised yesterday, for dinner I devoured a dozen hot wings. Mary, Ben, and Lauren got in on the action. I can only hope they are feeling better than I am. Over twelve hours after I had those wings, I feel like there is a little man named Snappy Redfire in my belly. He’s river-dancing and swinging around a cobbler’s mallet, much to my dismay. Settle down now, Snappy!<\/p>\n
They say chopping firewood warms you twice: once when you cut it, once when you burn it. Eating wings has warmed me twice. I’m a candle burnt at both ends. In less poetic terms, wing sauce burns your ass when you shit the next day.
\n …
\nYesteday I listened to the Joy Division song “Digital” twenty-three times. I’ve decided no good music has been made since 1984.
\n …
\nI’d like to official announce a moratorium on making fun of Gigli<\/i>. It’s just too easy. And too obvious.
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As I promised yesterday, for dinner I devoured a dozen hot wings. Mary, Ben, and Lauren got in on the action. I can only hope they are feeling better than I am. Over twelve hours after I had those wings, I feel like there is a little man named Snappy Redfire in my belly. He’s river-dancing and swinging around a cobbler’s mallet, much to my dismay. Settle down now, Snappy!
\nThey say chopping firewood warms you twice: once when you cut it, once when you burn it. Eating wings has warmed me twice. I’m a candle burnt at both ends. In less poetic terms, wing sauce burns your ass when you shit the next day.
\n …
\nYesteday I listened to the Joy Division song “Digital” twenty-three times. I’ve decided no good music has been made since 1984.
\n …
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