{"id":1111,"date":"2003-08-21T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2003-08-21T06:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/08\/21\/joe-paterno-is-going-to\/"},"modified":"2003-08-21T06:00:44","modified_gmt":"2003-08-21T06:00:44","slug":"joe-paterno-is-going-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/08\/21\/joe-paterno-is-going-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Paterno is going to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Paterno is going to be honored on Wheaties boxes available throughout the Pennsylvania area. I&#8217;ve met the man. Short and very cool. Drinks Ole Grandad. Football season is nearly upon us. I&#8217;m so ready for jacket weather.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s a fact you all should know. Alcohol can reduce the effectiveness of novacain. This means if you have several pints the night before you get a filling, you may be in for a lot of pain. Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve heard the new term &#8220;metrosexual&#8221;, of course. The shortened version is now &#8220;tro'&#8221;. As in, &#8220;Wow, those Diesel jeans are very tro&#8217;.&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nSight Of The Day: From Tyler and Shift.com, make a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fjallfil.com\/index_eng.html\">cow video<\/a>. Very hot.<br \/>\n<!--break--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Paterno is going to be honored on Wheaties boxes available throughout the Pennsylvania area. I&#8217;ve met the man. Short and very cool. Drinks Ole Grandad. Football season is nearly upon us. I&#8217;m so ready for jacket weather. &#8230;<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s a fact you all should know. Alcohol can reduce the effectiveness of novacain. This means if you have several pints the night before you get a filling, you may be in for a lot of pain. Don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you.<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve heard the new term &#8220;metrosexual&#8221;, of course. The shortened version is now &#8220;tro'&#8221;. As in, &#8220;Wow, those Diesel jeans are very tro&#8217;.&#8221;<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nSight Of The Day: From Tyler and Shift.com, make a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fjallfil.com\/index_eng.html\">cow video<\/a>. Very hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1851,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}