{"id":1080,"date":"2003-08-28T05:29:43","date_gmt":"2003-08-28T05:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/08\/28\/sometimes-sean-is-spelled-mare\/"},"modified":"2003-08-28T05:29:43","modified_gmt":"2003-08-28T05:29:43","slug":"sometimes-sean-is-spelled-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/08\/28\/sometimes-sean-is-spelled-mare\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes &#8220;Sean&#8221; is spelled &#8220;Mare&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to claim that this tattoo was mine, but Satan&#8217;s French manicure gives it away. Trish had some new work done last week, but unfortunately the tattoo artist thought she said &#8220;Mare&#8221; when she said &#8220;Sean&#8221;. I myself don&#8217;t have any tats, but if I were to get one it would look like <a target=\"pic\" href=\"http:\/\/www.luckyfish.com\/images\/trout.gif\">this<\/a>, which is why I don&#8217;t have any tattoos.  &#8230;<br \/>\nSOTD: <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/alan31\/clips\/schwarz4.mov\">Cali&#8217;s next governor<\/a>?<br \/>\n &#8230;<br \/>\nI forgot the riddle yesterday. Dammit. Here it is. RIDDLE OF THE WEEK:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/years\/2003\/days\/aug\/omniriddle.gif\" border=0><br \/>\nExplain how 2 can equal 1?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to claim that this tattoo was mine, but Satan&#8217;s French manicure gives it away. Trish had some new work done last week, but unfortunately the tattoo artist thought she said &#8220;Mare&#8221; when she said &#8220;Sean&#8221;. I myself don&#8217;t have any tats, but if I were to get one it would look like &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/08\/28\/sometimes-sean-is-spelled-mare\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sometimes &#8220;Sean&#8221; is spelled &#8220;Mare&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}