{"id":1067,"date":"2003-09-03T06:19:45","date_gmt":"2003-09-03T06:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/09\/03\/some-photos-need-an-explanation\/"},"modified":"2003-09-03T06:19:45","modified_gmt":"2003-09-03T06:19:45","slug":"some-photos-need-an-explanation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/09\/03\/some-photos-need-an-explanation\/","title":{"rendered":"Some photos need an explanation."},"content":{"rendered":"

Some photos need an explanation. I had nothing to show this morning and I didn’t want to steal from Tyler’s party<\/a>. I was really pleased with my new haircut so I thought I would take a shot to give my barber a plug (Sohair, on Spring Street).
\nAfter taking a few shots and playing around in Photoshop, I thought that I should create a headshot for the program to my brother Jerry’s wedding<\/a> this weekend. I’ll send you the original, Jer.<\/p>\n

In actual seriousness, the look in this photo made me think, as my mother used to say about someone too happy or proper, that I “needed a bucket of shit in the face.” So I thought I would put it up just to get that expression on the record.<\/p>\n

Then, I thought the smile looks sincere, but I’m obviously not a nice guy, so the photo could be a sarastic sentiment. Imagine it in a card that says, “Sorry about what I did to your couch and carpet. Please accept my apologies.” It would piss you off, wouldn’t it?<\/p>\n

In hindsight, I probably should have gone with that shot of Sophie’s ass.
\n …
\nRIDDLE OF THE WEEK:<\/p>\n

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
\nHow can this be possible?<\/div>\n

Answer to last week’s<\/a>: On line #4, because X=Y, dividing by X-Y, is like dividing by zero, which is undefined. The real solution is undefined=undefined.
\n …
\nSOTD: Bill O’Reilly, an ass.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some photos need an explanation. I had nothing to show this morning and I didn’t want to steal from Tyler’s party. I was really pleased with my new haircut so I thought I would take a shot to give my barber a plug (Sohair, on Spring Street). After taking a few shots and playing around … Continue reading “Some photos need an explanation.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1843,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}