{"id":1062,"date":"2003-09-04T05:56:25","date_gmt":"2003-09-04T05:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/09\/04\/whats-wrong-with-this-shot\/"},"modified":"2003-09-04T05:56:25","modified_gmt":"2003-09-04T05:56:25","slug":"whats-wrong-with-this-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2003\/09\/04\/whats-wrong-with-this-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s wrong with this shot?"},"content":{"rendered":"

There will be no updates Friday and Monday because I will be busy being the Best Man in my brother’s wedding<\/a>. While I’m gone, please enjoy some other New York bloggers<\/a>. Here’s some rejected quotes for a best man toast I’m writing:<\/p>\n

Who need’s love when you got a gun?
\n– Black Flag<\/p>\n

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
\n– Ernest Hemingway<\/p>\n

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions?
\n– Jack Handey<\/p>\n

Sometimes I think that love is just a tumor. You’ve got to cut it out.
\n– Elvis Costello<\/p>\n

I love weddings. Please email me any suggestions for the toast. I plan to use them all, no matter how odd.
\n …
\nI’m running out of room on the servers of SeanTConrad.com. Unlike most blogs, this one is laden with photographs. I can’t really afford more space on this server, so I need to go back and reduce the size of the earlier photos, archive some old events, or buy space on another server. Any suggestions are welcome.
\n …
\nSOTD: From Ben, You the man now, dog<\/a>!
\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There will be no updates Friday and Monday because I will be busy being the Best Man in my brother’s wedding<\/a>. While I’m gone, please enjoy some other New York bloggers<\/a>. Here’s some rejected quotes for a best man toast I’m writing:
\nWho need’s love when you got a gun?
\n– Black Flag<\/p>\n

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
\n– Ernest Hemingway<\/p>\n

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions?
\n– Jack Handey<\/p>\n

Sometimes I think that love is just a tumor. You’ve got to cut it out.
\n– Elvis Costello<\/p>\n

I love weddings. Please email me any suggestions for the toast. I plan to use them all, no matter how odd.
\n …
\nI’m running out of room on the servers of SeanTConrad.com. Unlike most blogs, this one is laden with photographs. I can’t really afford more space on this server, so I need to go back and reduce the size of the earlier photos, archive some old events, or buy space on another server. Any suggestions are welcome.
\n …
\nSOTD: From Ben, You the man now, dog<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1842,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}