{"id":101,"date":"2008-08-28T18:49:31","date_gmt":"2008-08-28T18:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/08\/28\/your-2008-altoona-trout\/"},"modified":"2008-08-28T18:49:31","modified_gmt":"2008-08-28T18:49:31","slug":"your-2008-altoona-trout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/2008\/08\/28\/your-2008-altoona-trout\/","title":{"rendered":"Your 2008 Altoona Trout!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nLadies and gentleman, presenting your 2008 Altoona Trout! This is the team assembled to defend the World Championship of the League of Extraordinary Drunks.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nStarters:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>QB &#8211; Matt &quot;Burgher&quot; Schaub<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Joseph &quot;The Tool&quot; Addai<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Frank &quot;Blood&quot; Gore<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Calvin &quot;Bad Boy&quot;Johnson<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Jericho &quot;Thunder Crotch&quot; Cotchery<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211;  Brandon &quot;Unforgettable&quot; Marshall<\/li>\n<li>TE &#8211; Kellen &quot;The Warrier [sic]&quot; Winslow<\/li>\n<li>K &#8211; Mason &quot;Bing&quot; Crosby<\/li>\n<li>Def &#8211; TBD\n\t<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nReserves:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>QB &#8211; Vince &quot;The Promise&quot; Young<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Edgerrin &quot;Big Papa&quot; James<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Maurice &quot;The Piece&quot; Jones-Drew<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Reggie &quot;Uptown&quot; Brown<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Ted &quot;Rat-a-tat&quot; Ginn Jr.<\/li>\n<li>TE &#8211; Owen &quot;Waivers Bound&quot; Daniels<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nSo, clearly a champion team. You may wonder why I don&#39;t have a defense. It&#39;s because I am a really good (CHAMPIONSHIP) coach and I know you can always get a decent D or kicker on waivers.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSchaub?!?! You might also mutter. Have no fear. The Pittsburgh native will hurl the Trout once again to the playoffs. Last year I beat Tom Brady in the final with Kurt Warner. After all, it&#39;s not called Reality Football.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nGo Trout!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentleman, presenting your 2008 Altoona Trout! This is the team assembled to defend the World Championship of the League of Extraordinary Drunks.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nStarters:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>QB &#8211; Matt &quot;Burgher&quot; Schaub<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Joseph &quot;The Tool&quot; Addai<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Frank &quot;Blood&quot; Gore<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Calvin &quot;Bad Boy&quot;Johnson<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Jericho &quot;Thunder Crotch&quot; Cotchery<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211;  Brandon &quot;Unforgettable&quot; Marshall<\/li>\n<li>TE &#8211; Kellen &quot;The Warrier [sic]&quot; Winslow<\/li>\n<li>K &#8211; Mason &quot;Bing&quot; Crosby<\/li>\n<li>Def &#8211; TBD\n\t<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nReserves:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>QB &#8211; Vince &quot;The Promise&quot; Young<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Edgerrin &quot;Big Papa&quot; James<\/li>\n<li>RB &#8211; Maurice &quot;The Piece&quot; Jones-Drew<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Reggie &quot;Uptown&quot; Brown<\/li>\n<li>WR &#8211; Ted &quot;Rat-a-tat&quot; Ginn Jr.<\/li>\n<li>TE &#8211; Owen &quot;Waivers Bound&quot; Daniels<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\nSo, clearly a champion team. You may wonder why I don&#39;t have a defense. It&#39;s because I am a really good (CHAMPIONSHIP) coach and I know you can always get a decent D or kicker on waivers.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSchaub?!?! You might also mutter. Have no fear. The Pittsburgh native will hurl the Trout once again to the playoffs. Last year I beat Tom Brady in the final with Kurt Warner. After all, it&#39;s not called Reality Football.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nGo Trout!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":402,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"","bgseo_robots_follow":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brooklyntrout.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}